Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
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Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
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I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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