Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
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You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
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You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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