I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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