you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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