but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
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