Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Dignity is for republicans.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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