Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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