READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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