I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
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