Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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