I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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