I am puke
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
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Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
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Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
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