what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
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just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
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The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
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