loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
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He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
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she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
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