Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
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the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
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I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Never joke about your clitoris.
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