im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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