You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
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I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
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body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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