That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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