She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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