he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
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I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
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Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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