So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
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we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
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if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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