You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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