i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
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