just come out here and I will go home with you...
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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