He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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