I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Your penis caused this!
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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