i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Tinder recommend to a friend: making threesomes easier since 2016
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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