How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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