We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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