just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
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