Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
he was CRYING into my vagina
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When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
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Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Couch. On fire.
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