it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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