i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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