On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
tequila makes me forget i have legs
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
Randomize
