I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
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