Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Actions speak louder than pants.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Liz is crying about burritos again.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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