Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
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We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
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I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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