i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
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the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
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THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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