i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
birth control should be required to get into college
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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