you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
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That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
My mom asked what the mark on my neck was - I told her I burned it with a straightener.
She believed that the monsterous hickey on your neck was a burn?
well, not really. but then i reminded her that my sister has yet to take that pregnancy test and she conviniently forgot about my hickey
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
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Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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