Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
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the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
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I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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