My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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