Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Randomize