My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
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We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
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Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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