Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
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