no. you can't hotbox the world.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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