Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
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yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
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Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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