It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
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FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
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I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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