we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
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I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
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I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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