i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
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