Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
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Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
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That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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