office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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