i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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