she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
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When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
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I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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