woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
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Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
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Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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