i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
Randomize
