Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
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she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
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yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
FUCK WHALES
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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